I am a fan of Quotes, Poetry, Sarcastic Phrases and Funny SMS. Here I am going to post them. You will find some of them written by me too!

“A winner makes commitment. A loser makes promises.
A lover makes sacrifices without giving up on his vices” – Satish

“Its better to think too much than to think too late” – Satish

“A pessimist sees opportunity as difficulty and an optimist sees difficulty as opportunity”

“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.”

“Time and Tide waits for no Man, as he always has to wait for the right Woman” – Satish

“Having faith may not affect fate..but if you believe in fate you will have enough faith” – Satish

“If stars had been invisible to the human eye, there would be no God” – Satish

“Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, but it depends on how many beholders look at the beauty!” – Satish

“Prevention is better than Cure, but Assumption is worse than a Disease” – Satish

“I don’t want to be a product of my environment, I want the environment to be a product of me” – The Departed.

“I never stole your ship, I borrowed it without your permission” – Jack Sparrow.

From Pirates of the Caribbean:

Sailor: “I’ll watch your back”

Jack Sparrow: “Its the front I am worried about”

“If Necessity is the mother of Invention, then Discovery is the child of Exploration” – Satish.

“When you remove everything impossible, whatever remains however improbable is the truth” – Sherlock Holmes.

“Conference is nothing but a group of people who individually cannot do anything but together decide that nothing can be done”

Sherlock Holmes: What was the curious incident about the dog last night?

Inspector: Nothing, as the dog didn’t bark.

Sherlock Holmes: That was the curious incident.