I am a fan of Quotes, Poetry, Sarcastic Phrases and Funny SMS. Here I am going to post them. You will find some of them written by me too!
“A winner makes commitment. A loser makes promises.
A lover makes sacrifices without giving up on his vices” – Satish
“Its better to think too much than to think too late” – Satish
“A pessimist sees opportunity as difficulty and an optimist sees difficulty as opportunity”
“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.”
“Time and Tide waits for no Man, as he always has to wait for the right Woman” – Satish
“Having faith may not affect fate..but if you believe in fate you will have enough faith” – Satish
“If stars had been invisible to the human eye, there would be no God” – Satish
“Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, but it depends on how many beholders look at the beauty!” – Satish
“Prevention is better than Cure, but Assumption is worse than a Disease” – Satish
“I don’t want to be a product of my environment, I want the environment to be a product of me” – The Departed.
“I never stole your ship, I borrowed it without your permission” – Jack Sparrow.
From Pirates of the Caribbean:
Sailor: “I’ll watch your back”
Jack Sparrow: “Its the front I am worried about”
“If Necessity is the mother of Invention, then Discovery is the child of Exploration” – Satish.
“When you remove everything impossible, whatever remains however improbable is the truth” – Sherlock Holmes.
“Conference is nothing but a group of people who individually cannot do anything but together decide that nothing can be done”
Sherlock Holmes: What was the curious incident about the dog last night?
Inspector: Nothing, as the dog didn’t bark.
Sherlock Holmes: That was the curious incident.